This is an advert for the kick ass illusion. They say only sum love it, a bit like marmalade. You either love it or hate it but it really does depend on your star sign. Whether your an acquarious or leo you don't know if this illusion is going to kick your arse or ass. 2Cruise already know the star sign of good old (remembering equality and diversity) Strathycruise but the stars are beginning to shine and 2Cruise is ready to fly with the official red band trailer of KICK ASS! Simon Cowell and Marshall Mathers feat Bazzle are going to kick some ass! ;) It's too late to apologize from Timbaland's heart but sorry seems to be the hardest word. What does it matter when its only words. You'd think people out there actually feel the words. Because I know how to fly! Strathcruise's green sky is falling down. See you on the other side strathy ;)

LOVED-UP Simon Cowell knows the way to his lady's heart - ice cream and fashion magazines. The X Factor judge took fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy out for a stroll in Beverley Hills over the weekend before stopping off at a news stand. But while the American Idol make-up artist browsed through the gossip and fashion mags, Simon stayed true to his expensive taste and headed straight to the publications on luxury yachts.

Meanwhile, Dannii Minogue has attempted to put paid to rumours that the music mogul is not going to sign her up for this year's series of The X Factor. Having already announced that she can't be at the audition stages because her baby is due in July, the pregnant Aussie insists she's still in with a shot. She wrote on her Twitter page over the weekend: "No truth in me being axed at all.

We all know Simon's been on many cruises during his wonderful life, lets wait and see if or when he joins 2cruise.net and has some fun in the snow!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/2912442/Loved-up-Simon-Cowell-treats-his-lady.html

THIS is the first glimpse of the dramatic £80million transformation planned for Glasgow's Savoy Centre. The two-storey mall will become a 30-storey landmark which will include office space and a 221-bedroom hotel. And the top floor will be turned over to the highest restaurants in the city offering breathtaking views. Around 6000sq m of office space will be created.

As part of the scheme, the ugly walkway taking pedestrians from the shopping centre over Renfrew Street to the Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama will be demolished. It is expected Belfast-based developer PNB Properties will submit plans for the ambitious project to Glasgow City Council in the next few weeks. Damien Mitchell, PNB property director, said: "The Savoy has been part of the city centre landscape for more than 30 years.

We believe the time has come to revive, modernise and expand the centre's offering. "Our proposals will provide an array of new amenities, including a hotel, restaurants and office space, as well as creating a new landmark building for Glasgow city centre and improving business opportunities for existing tenants. "The Savoy will offer a new class of restaurants to Glasgow, boasting panoramic views of the city from the 30th floor."

http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/savoy-s-pound-80m-new-look-1.968734

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Someone tricked an asda store into making a general accouncement that "Tescos is cheaper". Its all about starting off as a shelf stacker to becoming a manager and building yourself up to the top of the ladder yourself. That is like us walking into strathycruise and saying hello and thereafter being banned for sharing our thoughts and views, because life is for sharing...isnt it? :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIIRmIQVXrE

The first EK Cruise of '10 kicked off at the original location but on the Wednesday instead of Thursday due to EK Shopping Centre bigwigs putting their foot down.

Even with the date change late in the game loads of folks made the trip along. It might have been baltic but that didn't seem to matter.

Cars wise there were a lot of old faces along showing their metal off plus some new tarmac weapons and Audi R8 too!

With a lot of show cars still off the road being worked on or tucked away from the cold we expect cruises in spring and closer to summer to really kick off so keep your eyes peeled on the forum for news of upcoming events.

Check out the photos in our events section at http://www.2cruise.net/multimedia/events/

Kushion looks hot! We have top club nights and an all singing, all dancing, decked out club. Curtains, Kushion's and plush decor. Mmmm Sexy!! Come down and party in style, 6 nights a week, Tuesday to Sunday with the city's top spinners providing the tip top tunes.

Click here for a video of Kushion nightclub.